"When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London."
"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own."
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."
"I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity."
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
"Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer."