Thursday, June 09, 2005

Brilliant Quotes From Bette Midler

"When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London."

"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own."

"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."

"I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity."

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"

"Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer."

(courtesy brainyquote.com)

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